Im in love with you but you’re not in love with me and gosh that hurts.

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

(Source: allthingspawnee, via petiecapaldi)

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via petiecapaldi)

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

(via nootsandnoise)

consultingmoosecaptain:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

Photos by ©Brain Gremlin

IKM MAKING SOME REALLY AWAFUL NOISES

(via tacolube)

Things people with Social Anxiety do

  • go to the bathroom to escape
  • feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
  • dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
  • never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
  • follow said person way too much
  • worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
  • faking an illness to get out of a social event

(Source: high-energy-introvert, via keepsgalenasmiling)

supernyatural:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter


HUNGRY for DONG

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via mahougalaxy)

lesb0:

oceandropsandlove:

want

I would sleep in this until I got too old to climb up the ladder dead ass

(Source: aswechoke, via timelordwithatimeturner)

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

(via timelordwithatimeturner)

holmesianpose:

ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

FAVORITE

(Source: annyskod, via keepsgalenasmiling)

If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

(via keepsgalenasmiling)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via i-remember-peanutbutter)

andsugarweregoindownswingin:

i loved this scene so much

(Source: sandandglass, via mahougalaxy)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via i-remember-peanutbutter)

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

(Source: best-of-memes, via cassyouassbutt)